will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine
i swear to god if this site gets any smoother i’m gonna slip and fall on my ass
Then I wish I was the floor.
Let’s have one.
do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now