About the Blogger
hi, my name is paige and i like fashion, harry styles, netflix, shopping at places i really can't afford, nyc, taylor swift, and traveling. i always hit post limit and laugh way too hard at text posts. i promise i don't bite, so feel free to message me!
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In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
i dont need a date i need cash
(Source: cmami, via 811k)
Delft Blue and White China Blue by AKAdecorativeart
(Source: louteasadle, via socaltides)
me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.